Sadism and porn.

What a beautiful title for an Easter Sunday.

I just thought "Razors and porn" was too edgy.

So, since waxing HURT LIKE A BITCH, I decided to follow the power of the blade. But not only was and is shaving less efficient, the result is not worth much. It's a quick result ..which I wanted because now is the time for it.

I don't have an obsession with smooth legs or a smooth body, hair to me is natural no matter what society says, but if I'm going smooth, I want to do the job properly and be smooth, smooth. Shaving feels merely mediocre and when I waxed I was so dazzled by smooth legs in the mirror there's no dazzling from shaving. Even after moisturising, it looks soft but there's no godamned dazzle.

I have come to two conclusions, come November wax and then wax again ( I hate destroying my body's natural instinct but the instinct tends to take on a werewolf appearance after some time) and unrelated to me, if a man wants a woman smooth, he can help her.


Cuts aside, let's talk about porn. Well you know I love it. Someone posted a link to the Twilight porn spoof. First of all that picture is top notch entertainment, it's so funny. Secondly when I want on the link it said the porn stars don't match the attractiveness of the Twilight stars, actually I disagree. Whilst that certainly does not look like Chris Johnson, it is in fact him who's erm, playing Edward and the man has a good looking face and his body is developed and fit. I can see Robert Pattinson's appeal but he is very angular and his body is that of an young boy. Jenna Haze may not be as dewy looking as Kristen Stewart but her appeal lies in her young, pointed and elfin type features and her tiny body. Not only that but Johnson and Haze are quite sensual performers. Also the red head in the link is hot.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/50740/Twilight-Saga-Inspires-Hardcore-Porn-Spoof-Pictures

I have blogged about this before but I'm so glad it's caught on to entertainment websites, it sort of makes my day.