Wednesday, 28 October 2009

As much as I like Go Fug Yourself

If only for starting off with phrases like My Cousin Fugly,

but NO Justin Bobby from The Hills is not like Ethan Hawke's character in Reality Bites. That's more offensive to me than Rachel Bilson, not a bad actress, playing Winona Ryder's character. Rachel Bilson is not nor ever will be Winona Ryder.

If you don't get that then you didn't get Mermaids. And you didn't get Heathers. And you didn't get why every teenage girl looked up to Ryder. She was the awkward, deep, beautiful inside and outside girl. Bilson is bubble gum to her.

Justin Bobby is more like that Pratt Spencer than Ethan Hawke in Reality Bites. He may think he's like him but he's not. At all. The only similarity is the grungey thing. But Hawke's Troy is like some God hero compared to that twit Bobby. Troy was honest and earnest. He was having one night stands with the occasional groupie type because he was waiting and torn apart for his love for Winona Ryder's character. I can't spell her character's name. He was ten million times the man Jblah will ever be. Okay that was harsh but did you even watch Reality Bites? Did you even watch Dead Poets Society?! But seriously, NO. Anyone who knows more about Hawke other than Uma Thurman and dps, will know I'm right.

Go fug yourself, go fuck yourself.

You ruined my amoretti biscuit aftertaste.

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